If you’ve been wondering what I’ve been doing lately I have been busy working on a secret project I call “Morgellons Island”. It’s a special place where we can escape from this living hell we call Morgellons. If you look closely you can see me standing on the beach waving. Upon arrival at Morgellons Island your clothes and all your belongings will be promptly burned, however, you will be given a swimsuit of your choice. Don’t worry ladies, we have one piece suits as well. Entire families are welcome. The island has abundant coconut groves, healthy reefs for fishing, and plenty of sunshine for our Vitamin D. The light you see in the sky isn’t the sun, but rather it’s a combination far infrared beam and cloaking device. This device not only aides in our healing but keeps the outside world from discovering our location.
The island is bigger than it looks, here are some huts we have ready on the back side of the island. So, get ready, and your make reservations now and get one of these Morg free huts while they’re still available ..
Everything is pristine, there is no pollution, no overhead airplane traffic, no man made chemicals, and no wireless devices bombarding us all day long. There is no electricity, no television (or drug commercials), and no communication with the outside world. Within weeks of arrival your Morgellons symptoms fade and you are healed. Sounds good doesn’t it?
I’m sorry, I’m not not trying to be cruel, I just find myself longing desperately for a place like this …